your parents love me but you hate me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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