He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Randomize
