on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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