one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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