Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
im on a boat
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