I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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