Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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