All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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