dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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