my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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