boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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