Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
God, I missed his penis.
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