btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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