Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so let's talk penis.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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