then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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