so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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