Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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