I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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