i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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