last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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