I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
being pregnant is like rehab
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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