pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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