do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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