But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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