So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
