Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
