Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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