everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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