Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
His nipple licking is glorious
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