If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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