Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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