i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
this just has baby written all over it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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