If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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