So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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