Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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