Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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