Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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