I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
third nipple confirmed
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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