No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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