i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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