you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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