That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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