We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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