You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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