Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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