that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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