Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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