Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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