Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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