I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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