she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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