Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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