remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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