Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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