i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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